Surreal science fiction story — Two men stand in a room wallpapered with computer screens. They wear lab coats with Heston Science Corp stitched in red over the left breast. One asks, “Is he all set?” The other replies,“We just finished installing the QN/QET probes in the subject’s frontal lobes.” “Have the staff left the…

Give us your creepy/funny stories — It is October. Autumn is hitting us with both barrels—pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkins in general, condoms left in disused public park urinals, roasting marshmallows over bonfires, practical jokes, tampons and Styrofoam lids tumbling among windblown leaves, hocking loogies that steam in the crisp morning air. And, of course, The Mouthless…

Debunk is the opposite of… bunk — Getting involved in drama is like taking a shot at a bar — I hate doing it, but I love how it makes me feel. So I took some shots, ruined a marriage, and sat down at my computer to pen this here political article. …

Gunner’s musings while waiting a long time at the drive thru — Being a man is hard. Hard to know what it is that I — a manly man — am supposed to do. I thought I’d give welding a try. That seemed pretty manly and I want the other men to know I’m a man. I welded one thing, one time…

A list of 30 Tragic Deaths™ — What’s it like to feel feelings? It’s like having someone take an augur to your chest as though they’re drilling a hole for ice fishing. Sometimes joy spurts out. Most of the time it’s anger, sorrow — a crazy little feeling called “love.” Love. Love. Here’s a love song. Our feelings are valid…

September 14th, 2022 —

We’re all grieving the death of Queen Elizabeth differently — We’re very sad about Queen Elizabeth dying. 96 years she’d been on Earth. So young. So much potential. She could’ve done so much good in the world. But God took her away in the night like a thief. God. The Almighty. That scoundrel. Here, you swine! Gaze upon the fruits…

A content king that even emperors have served — Marcy didn’t read the contract they emailed her — a large PDF of dense legalese. She waited a couple of days, signed it, and sent it back. She started working as a writer for Carcosa Content Creation two days later. …

This is being written entirely on my phone without care for how it looks once published but getting things out fast is better than getting them out good — right boys? — so now you know that the Queen of England is dead at 96 having served like 70 years…