Teach A Fish To Man
From fixing your car, to building a home out of guns and beef — what makes a man?
Opinions are like assholes—wash thoroughly before letting them near your mouth. That’s how the men in my family felt about things. When dad demanded I mow the lawn, and I said the lawn didn’t need mowing, he’d say, “I didn’t ask for your opinion!”
When Uncle Chungus told me to…