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Published inArtisanal Article MachineHow the Founding Fathers Would Feel About Modern AmericaFrom Bitcoin to Baja Blast, there’s a lot to coverMay 29, 2023A response icon5May 29, 2023A response icon5
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Published inThe HavenRecovered Letter From the Front Lines of the Christmas WarHeartfelt missive, retrieved from the Internet ArchivesDec 20, 2022A response icon3Dec 20, 2022A response icon3
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Published inDoctor FunnyDon’t Let the Christmas Season Keep You From Abandoning Your FamilyThe best gift to leave your loved ones is the gift of leaving your loved onesDec 15, 2022A response icon14Dec 15, 2022A response icon14
Published inDoctor FunnyIt’s Hard to Stop Believing in Santa Once You’ve Met HimA short piece on meeting the real Santa when I was a kidDec 10, 2022A response icon13Dec 10, 2022A response icon13
Published inDoctor FunnyWhen Your Penis Is a PsychopompFYI, a psychopomp is a being that escorts souls to the afterlifeOct 13, 2022A response icon9Oct 13, 2022A response icon9